...if we all live in peace and harmony.
...if life is all rainbows and butterflies.
...if we could have refrigerators which replenishes itself with chocolates.
...if I could have my own shopping mall so that clothes would never be a problem.
...if all the bills I receive have pictures of people in them. Say Ninoy?
But no. I had to deal with these:
Specimen 1: Telephone Bill. Three months unpaid.
Specimen 2: Credit Card Bill
Well imagine my shock when I saw this graph.
Specimen 3: Water Bill
I downloaded the tariff schedule. I recomputed. No, that's really the scenario.
Still waiting for the other credit card bill; the one where I have to brace myself for about 10 minutes of paralysis when I see the amount written on it.
Oh dear why wasn't I born a haciendera?!